Start your list of things never to buy and put this one near the top: the Hot Diggity Dogger. A toaster just for hot dogs and buns.
Add this one as well: the Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher. They call it back to basics! Hilarious!
Amazon's "buy these two products and save" feature would probably lead one on a virtual adventure of closet clutter. No wonder I spend time lost on the internet. It's like going to a fun show carnival.